Friends Don't Let Friends Drink and See Theatre
OnStage New York Columnist
Recently I went to see the “Phantom of the Opera” on Broadway. I’m not going to talk to you about the show, the cast, or anything really that has to do with its production. Instead, let’s talk about drinking. And by drinking, I mean getting freaking toasted at a Broadway show. Hell, any theatrical performance.
You probably disagree with me. Drinking is fun, seeing shows is fun. Let me explain myself. I see nothing wrong with one or two drinks. Some shows (a lot of them) call for it, and it can just make a more enjoyable night at the theatre. What I am just saying is know your limit. Don’t be that guy who gets so sloshed you end up pretending to conduct the show and flaying your arms around to the point you nearly hit the people around you. AKA, me.
I ended up paying more attention to this drunk dude in front of me than the actual performance going on onstage. And, he kept getting up to go get more drinks! This isn’t a rowdy drinking salon, this is a broadway show where the average ticket price is one hundred dollars or more! Maybe I’m the weird one. Maybe I am too judgmental of the average theatre going patron. I just don't understand why spend all this money, including on the overpriced drinks, to get completely shit faced and probably not even remember what the hell you saw that night.
Oh and it gets even better, after the bows James Barbour, who is currently playing the Phantom, made a lovely end of curtain speech regarding Equity Fights AIDS. This drunk guy starts talking back, yelling “one hundred dollars” after every item Mr. Barbour is presenting for purchase to help raise money for this awesome cause. Good thing the talented cast of Phantom had a great sense of humor about it all.
I guess the moral of my little rant is don’t be THAT drunk when attending the theatre. Please have some class.